I sat strapped to monitors in the hospital - they told me my contractions were 1-2 minutes apart, but I didn't feel anything, I was dialated to a 4 and they said I was a keeper.Crysty & Ross were there, tried to play texas hold'em, but I didn't catch on too quickly - so I napped while they played. They snuck me food even though the mean nurse said I couldn't eat.
I warned her several times I go from 7-10 in nothing flat - after a few hours, she checked me, said my bag was bulging and gush - there went my water, she said I was a 7...I said call the doctor. She didn't.... but they did switch nurses.
Nurse 1 told nurse 2 that I said I'd go quick, so Nurse 2 pulled out the doctor's cart...
I said "she's here."
She said "I know, dear, you're having a baby"
I said "I have to go to the bathroom"
she said "uh, no you don't...that's the baby's head" and then she pushed a button "I need all available nurses and page the doctor" and then she said "don't push"
Well, push or not, she was coming out!!! Ross ran around looking for gloves (uh??) and this is what the doctor saw when he walked in....
And here it is a year later...seems like just yesterday she was keeping me up all night...hmm, wait, it was just yesterday...
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