Another foot-in-mouth disease outbreak

Hi, are you new here, I don't recognize you?

Why, yes, we just moved here not too long ago from across town.

Well, welcome! It's always nice to have a fresh new face in the ward.

Well, she's cute, how old is she?

She just turned ONE a few weeks ago.

Oh, she's so tiny...What's her name?

Brynn.

As in Brynnlee?

NO! Brynnlee is a dog's name, it's the dog on "You've Got Mail" and it's our bishop's dog's name, we wouldn't name our kid after a dog, no, it's just BRYNN.

Oh, well, it's a cute name.

Thanks. How old is your girl?

She's 8 months now.

Wow, she's very big, I love her cute little rolls in her legs!

Thanks.

What's her name?

Brynnlee.

Oh, that's nice. {biting off big toe....to make room for the other foot.....}