how your husband can go to the bathroom so many times a day - and for such a long period - and sometimes - how - when you hear the rapid gunfire of indigestion coming from the loo - the day after you clean the throne - it manages to splash back up to the back part of the throne - and how sometimes - you tease said husband about said throne room events? WELL - last night I came to a full appreciation of male pattern indigestion.
Nope, not yet ever in my life had I actually peed water from my large intestine - but this morning at 4 - I found myself running for the small water closet, where I proceeded to --- command the firing squad to aim at the water below - - -
I've been "thinking" in that room for much of the day - no idea why or what caused it...and only hoping that my scale will notice my lack of sleep...wondering if maybe I got a parasite or worm or something - which - I would kind of think is cool, since you get skinny & stuff - and then I was thinking - it could also make me go blind - take all my vitamin K from my carats & then I'd be skinny & not be able to admire myself.
I hope that doesn't happen.
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Um. Ew?
Thanks for sharing. ROFL!
You just had to share that, didn't you?
Totally busting a gut here!!!
You know, I experienced that a few weeks ago when I had the prep for the colonoscopy. And so I'm soo sorry, despite the humor it brings, I also know it is NO fun!!
I'd much rather have the hershey squirts than throw up. Though neither are very fun. Hope you are feeling better! :)
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