Monday, May 14, 2007

It's the monthly post

I'm on the verge of a headache. I know I'm going to yell at someone tonight for putting their clean and freshly folded clothes in the dirty hamper, and I might as well go for the trifecta of anticipating how much weight I'm going to gain after buying a bag of M&Ms, circus penuts AND Heath mini bars in anticipation of correcting the upcoming monthly seratonin dip...

Ross pulled the chocolate supply out last night AND with a large glass of icy cold milk started eating it like it was pop-corn while we watched Ocean's 12 on DVD - so of course, sensing my chocolate supply was going to hit a dangerous all time low - I raced him to the bottom of the bag. I'm sick - I'm headache ridden and I'm out of chocolate when I really need it.

5 comments:

Victoria said...

Hugs my chocolate nhw! Hope the headache and pms'ing subside soon. :)

Unknown said...

The Two Laws of Chocolate, according to my old friend David's wife:

1. If there is chocolate in the house, there is too much. It must be consumed.

2. If there is no chocolate in the house, there is not enough. More must be purchased.

I think I can clearly see where you are.

Kari said...

Oh, I hope your Aunt comes to visit and leaves you quickly and on better terms!! LOL

Denise said...

When I'm really desperate, I raid the baking cupboard for mostly-empty leftover bags of chocolate chips. I'm just saying.

And ROFL Ana, that's a philosophy I could get behind!

{krista} said...

Better you than me!