Monday, May 07, 2007

Things I learned over the weekend:

I learned that:
-(sing with me) "Sometimes the snow comes down in MAY" (changing the month)

- People don't like to wait around while I'm trying to decide what to buy.

- Slush is a very good driver, especially on Sundays when we let her go up and down the driveway

- Page is roudy when she gets tired

- Dana needs a new nickname from me (she's jealous of my slush girl)

- Angela is a quick shopper.

- Roberta sleeps on the floor.

- Kris doesn't like crumbs in the truck.

- Ana watches too many soap operas...and maybe should act in one.

- Kaily - if pushed off the roof - would float down like a feather.

- Jenne is quieter in person than on the board.

- Mel is a pseudonym for Gina Davis (pronounced GEEEEnah - not Jigh-nah) and she only lies when she's in the maffia - which is what you're supposed to do

- Shauna is only good at bunco when she's playing as my partner

- Crysty is a buy now, ask questions later, kind of a person

- Staci is still lactating

- Cherie is a good direction giver

- Shayla is a good game organizer - and while she knows how to play bunko, she can't roll a 4 to save her life

- V has a phone sex voice and don't fight her for a spoon, you'll lose.

- Venisa can fall asleep while everyone around her is playing mafia - and if you wake her up - she'll act like a two year old "I'm AWAKE, stop picking on me" and - her boobs get uneven without Sam...

- If you walk into a mexican restraunt on cinco de mayo and no one is there, it's best to walk out - but even as nasty as it was, it's still fun to be there with friends

- it is possible to go all weekend with no sleep

- Even though you aren't there to run your house, the house still runs while you're gone.

6 comments:

Denise said...

It's obvious the driveway was designed by Satan. I enjoyed the drive to the airport, even if I did have to be your heathen getaway driver at Albertsons. Hope you enjoyed your unholy Altoids. =P

Victoria said...

I agree with Denise that driveway was evil!

I love to call my dh on his work phone when he is in a meeting and in a lower sultry voice say "------ -----" (what? you thought I would actually tell you what I say?) and he blushes. He teases me I should go into the phone --- business and make us millions! Oh yeah, just what an lds wife should do...lol!

I learned your not unhuggable and you look like my cousin, he's cute...oh I mean she's pretty! ;)

Kari said...

Thanks for enlightening me!! I loved reading all that you learned!!

Jen said...

I have no idea what you mean about that driveway, lol. My car was perfectly warm in that little closet. Sorry I was so quiet, I think I was hoarse from the 12 hour drive from Ana's to PC. I sound more like V today. ;) And you're right, it was about company not the food! Did I ever get a hug?

Lisa said...

I am so bummed that I couldn't make it! I miss you all!

Unknown said...

For the record, I have never in my life watched a soap. I wrote one in tenth grade chemistry. Which Heidi knows because I said it. And no, it was not part of the coursework. I would say it was more like a protest.