Need I say more? The children have been put on alert from their father - that there is eminent danger - perhaps even wartime worthy - MOM IS BECOMING A THREAT. It's not really "her" fault. She's seriously hormonally challenged right now - AND the lack of comfort keeps her awake at nights...being awake at nights keeps her nasty little mood at the forefront of her mind!
She could say that she wants to get a new doctor because he says she's only at dilated to a 1, and that requesting a bottle of sleeping pills and a catheter from said doctor was not welcomed with an exchange of prescription papers...but rather a laughing retort "That's the first threat a mom who wants to be induced starts with"
He told me to lay off the alcohol - to which my husband says it's not necessary because I have enough whine seeping from my person any extra glasses would clash with my already volatile personality!
ERUPTIVE!
3 comments:
LOL. This could use Ana's blog title...."watch out for mama" Here's hoping next week you're dialated more! Maybe with all the flurry of activity with visitors and having the "doctor" at your house all day today, you'll dialate more.
You must chill, woman, and I'm not talking about your whine. I know, easier said than done. That last month sucks so much! Maybe you should go horseback riding, that oughtta bring on a little somethin'!
I can remember the hormonal rollercoaster at this stage. I feel like you should wear a tshirt that says
DONT ASK ME ANYTHING AND STAY 5 FEET BACK
Everyone means well but how many times can a woman who is 9 months pregnant hear
" Oh, you haven't had the baby yet"
" When are you due"
or hear comments about her size - whether she is larger sized or smaller sized. Not a good time for such observations =0)
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