Kali: What's for dinner?
Mom: Meatloaf w/ potatoes and carrots.
Howie: Yum, that's my favorite, except the carrots.
Rossi: Carrots are good for you, they give you good eye sight.
Mom: Good poop food (yes, I have to unclog their toilets daily, I just want them to get along w/ the sewage pipes, ya know?)
Rossi: So make sure you eat a lot of carrots, you NEED them.
Dad: But if you eat too much carrots, your skin will turn orange.
Kiersten: That's what happened to the oompa loompa's.
Howie: But carrots taste like vomit. And if you eat vomit, you die.
Rossi: Don't eat too much vomit, or you'll turn orange.
Kali: The meatloaf looks like mokey brains.
4 comments:
This sounds like Sunday dinner at our house, only the carrot conversation always ends with "cody ate so many carrots as a baby he turned orange." "It wasn't carrots, it was squash." "No, it was carrots" "Last week you said it was squash" "Well, it was one of those two". EVERY week! Same conversation.
I'm just curious if anyone ended up eating the carrots. It sounds like a great way to work up an appetite even if you do like carrots:) Your girls weekend looks like fun and I love the "limo drivers".
Well that is about like my conversation. except, i hear from my husband, "Is it going to be good?" "Are there onions in it?"
then the children I am fighting and threatening to send them to bed if they don't eat there dinner! Or not snacks or treats after if they don't eat it!
ROFL! Yep, those are your kids, alright.
Monkey brains and vomit, nice menu. *urp*
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