Memo to mom:
Even though you see them clean carpet and dishes with paper towels on TV, they're not a reasonable tool to clean such elements. Nor do they assist in cleaning out the garbage disposal. It will just rip them to shreds.
Memo to dad:
Do you really think artificial sweeteners in my sports drink will kill me off quicker than your deep fried pancakes?
Memo to Grandma:
I'm Florence's daughter. Nice to meet you. The baby is 3 months old - and I am a neurosurgeon...I gots all the education I can handle...and no - the kids won't catch a draft if they run around outside in the 110 degree weather without shoes on.
Oh - and to my brother, Pete...
Grandma took a nap in your bed while you were at the office! BWHAHHAHAAAAA! She used your pilla, too! While all her teeth remained in her mouth, not all her saliva did....BWHAHHAAA!
3 comments:
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA! ROFLMBO! This is a good post!
Memo to Heidi: you make me happy. Now, how about you give a roll of those all-purpose paper towels to grandma? Sounds like she could use 'em.
ROFL. That's all I have to say about that.
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