How does toothpaste end up on the wall behind the toilet when the toilet is in a different room than the sink?
Why do we find useful things like - game pieces, spoons and pony tail holders in the garbage, but children can't find a place for the garbage they have in their room?
Why would we put mated socks in the dirty clothes, but dirty underwear in the drawer?
Must we really keep all this dust?
When will they figure it out??????
We don't want mom knowing that we snuck granola bars upstairs, so instead of eating them and throwing away the evidence, we're going to eat them and shove all the evidence (wrappers) behind the TV upstairs. Really - think about it...put it under the dirty diaper in the garbage, mom won't dig under there.
When we don't want to brush our teeth we use excuses such as "I can't find my toothbrush" not knowing that mom has a case of tooth brushes and can access them in a matter of seconds. Interestingly enough - when we find 13 toothbrushes in a bathroom that is shared between two girls, they get to clean the bathroom with it - they still can't learn - if you can't find your toothbrush, look behind the toilet near the toothpaste.
Did you know milk spills disappear if you don't feel like wiping them up all the way after you spill...yep, they dry and go invisible.
Rub spilled lemonade into the floor, it looks just like water and will also dry clear.
Sucker sticks and Popsicle sticks belong in couch cushions. So do candy wrappers and toenails.
6 comments:
Um, you've been sneaking in my house again, haven't you?
So funny! I just cleaned toothpaste off the wall behind the toilet paper bar, and yes it is in a separate room than the sink. Maybe our kids come from the same gene pool.
LOL. This is a good one! Does this mean everyone is feeling better and the cdc is NOT going to quarantine you all? LOL.
Um, i think you are curing me of wanting more then 2 children. Can't have more then 3, i am WAY to old.
Yeah. When you solve those mysteries, let me know. I feel your pain, sistah.
Wow, I was just thinking those same thing. Like my kids sneak into food and instead of being "smart" and throwing the wrappers in the trash, I can, at any given moment, pull out a grocery bag sized amount of wrappers from under 3 beds and a couch. And beside the dryer. And under the cabinets. Etc, etc, etc. Guess I'm lucky I have "dumb" children. They can't get away with anything.
Now if I could stop being apathetic about it. :P
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