Thursday, October 23, 2008

What? Mullets are out dated?

What if you're a 3 year old and enjoy the feel of fingernail clippers through your fine blonde locks? What if fingernail clippers aren't enough? What if you find small baby fingernail sissors? What if they feel better when run through your hair than the clippers? Well, I say USE THEM!

I wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here it goes...

Old McSissors had an urge....O*I*C*U*HIDE
and in that urge she had blunt cuts...O*I*C*U*HIDE
With a clip clip here and a clip clip there
Here's some hair, hide it there
Everywhere there's hair hair

Old McSissors had an urge...O*I*C*U*SPANKED.

Here are her mug shots. Left, right, frontal and throughout the head there are very short spikey hairs (these hairs spike up THROUGH any hope of a pony tail comb-over.)

In this picture you can see how cutting hair on the side of the head, to just above the hair - helps qualify this hair cut as a mullet.


Here we see the length of her bangs on the right side vs. the left side...


right here, we have circled her rebellious spike:

7 comments:

Denise said...

Nooooo! When my dd gave herself a mullet, she was kind enough to cut the front at chin length, and avoid the random spikes, so we just cut it all off into a bob. Maybe you should cut all of B's off into a spiky 'do? She might look a little butch for awhile...

{krista} said...

Eery kid has to do this at least once.... it could have been worse. My little niece Rylee had two pony tails on top of her head and snipped one off the other day.

Amie said...

oooooooooh my. So glad I have boys when I read these posts. ;)

Your song was great.

Sara-Lynn said...

I love the style. I see a hairstylist in the making. I didn't start cutting my own until I was 5!

Ann-Marie said...

All I can say is SORRY!!! Love the song though.

Bedie said...

The song is adorable:) I still think Brynn is cute. Maybe she is making a statement!!!!

mkjohn72 said...

Are you sure that last picture isn't of a halo??? she's CUTE! (and not mine, so I can say that! bwahahahahaha!)

Love the song!