For the benefit of Bedie...(And Larri)

Bedie told me to share this story from the point of view of the driver...but it makes for a much better story if you know the background...

I had to get x-rays.


I wore my ugly "only wear around the house" bra because it has all plastic clippies and no under wire - so that the x-ray employees wouldn't make me take off my bra...yes, I hate taking off the bra - these ladies need all the support they can have - for as long as they can have it!

Anyway - the stupid people made me take off everything and put some paper shorts & a paper robe on - anyway - so I tucked my bra in my pant leg & went into the x-ray room....

then I came back & my bra was GONE!

Not kidding!

Who would take an ugly bra - what a terrible joke - the sisters were already knocking each other around - and yes, I probably could have tied them in a bow and throwed them over my shoulder....but I didn't - instead I got dressed & went back out to get my x-ray...

picked up my big manila folder w/ the x-ray in it - and flopped the girls outside w/ me - and no - the shirt I was wearing was NOT loose fitting - it was a little snugg-ish.

So I've got my shoulders sort of UP and forward - to hide the fact that the ladies were trying to peek out of the bottom of my shirt.....(yah - you know - that works)

and started crossing the parking lot - I parked literally in the furthest spot possible - because it had a tree for shade - and it was about 300 degrees outside.

So I start my journey across the parking lot - and a car came by - and was sort of waiting for me to pass - but I could tell they were in a rush - so I thought I'd put a spring in my braless step.

And As I did - the bra flung out from my pant leg & landed on a parked car's back windshield PERFECTLY. About 15 feet from where I was "sprinting" across the parking lot.

and I looked over at the car - and they were laughing.

So I ran over & grabbed my overly-ugly granny bra, tucked it under the shirt, under the boobs & ran to the hot shaded car in my 300 degree weather. Yah - it would have been fun to actually see this happen! I would have laughed for days.